Things I love:
Avocado
Guacamole
Salsa
Nutella
Tea
Cappuccino
Chocolate chip cookies (soft)
European desserts
Elbow patches
Dresses
Tights
Boots
Exercise
Music
Conspiracy Theories I have:
Jeff Bezos is the mastermind behind this government shut-down to increase Washington Post readership.
Michelle Bachman is part of a covert, unconventional German operation to destroy the U.S. from within. Even the Germans are shocked she is making progress.
Toyota car recalls are just a ploy to get me back to the dealership to pay for unrelated service work.
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