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Category: New Years Resolution Status Update

Marriage Anniversary

David and I married five years ago.

If you were to ask me, “What the biggest difference in your relationship between then and now?” I would thoughtfully reply, “In 2011, I was winning all of my tennis matches against David. In 2016, I haven’t even won a set.”

Then you might say, “Haha, would you have it any other way?”

And I would say, “Yes, obviously. If it were up to me, I’d still be winning.”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go practice.

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New Years Resolution Status Update 02

Resolution: Win a match against David in tennis.
Status: Lost 6-2, 6-3 today. Attribute this week’s progress to the 5 push-ups and 27 sit-ups I did on Wednesday. Also, on Saturday I peeled onions, not for cooking, but to master my emotions.

Resolution: Be less of a hoarder.
Status: Was going to throw away this stack of papers, but realized I could use the back of each page as scratch paper.

Got close to recycling these
Got close to recycling these

Resolution: Make a joke a day.
Status:I’m making something a day.

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New Years Resolution: Status Update

Resolution: Win a match against David in tennis.
Status: Lost 6-1, 6-2 today. Will try again next week.

Resolution: Be less of a hoarder.
Status: Was going to throw away this calendar, but realized I could use it again in seven years.
2015 Calendar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Resolution: Make a joke a day.
Status: Tennis loss triggered overwhelming despair. Need to make joke before tennis. Will try again tomorrow, if in a stronger emotional state.

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