Husband: What are we doing this week?
Me: We are going to Jacob’s improv show on Tuesday night.
Husband: What.
Me: It was your idea. You said, “We should go to one of your shows!” And he said, “It’s Tuesday!” and you said, “We should go!”
Husband: I did not know we were volunteering to see an improv show. If I knew it was an improv show, I would not have said that.