Major Productivity

After an impressive three hours of brainstorming over at imawkward.com headquarters,

we have modified the look of the home page. 

Specifically,

 we put a lot of

s

p

a

c

i

n

g in the introduction paragraph to make it read more

dramatically. 

You probably agree that this is a pretty brilliant change.  

For those of you unfamiliar with the old look, back in the day (yesterday), that paragraph was just one simple paragraph. 

Now, the site introductory paragraph is full of empty space

and 

meticulously

left,

right,

and center aligned 

sentence fragments. 

We have also increased the font size.  

 Such progress is unprecedented.